stupid villein parody of 'if i wer a boy' !!!

Hey! check out this song dat i had 2 cum up with 4 my skool's history lesson about villeins (not villains, there's a difference) in medieval times! It's to the tune of if i wer a boy...

If I Were A Villein

If I were a villein

Even just for a lifetime

I would only work two days a week and more at harvest time (harvest time)

I'll work for the lords (lords)

And chase after wives (wives)

When I die I'll have give the lord my best animal as a fee

Although they're stupid like me

If I were a villein

I think I could understand (I think I could understand)

Why I have to work so hard everyday

To only get some better land (better land)

I'll be careful of my sickle (my sickle)

'Coz I know how it tickles (it tickles)

I would swear to never leave this godforsaken village

And if I do It'll be when I am destroyed

But I'm just a villein

THE END

d bitch n d pervert

This picture is no longer available due to a perverted threat from da bitch.

Ladies n gentlemen, i giv u.... da bitch! here this wild, hairy thing can be seen watching some very obscene videos. sitting to d left of her is the pervert anthea khoo, a.k.a. bigglesthea, a.k.a. ATP. her face is so distorted, dat is isnt even worth d time putting it on d internet. to look at her face would be like u staring at big, long, hairy, monster. this extension cord is so hairy, dat it is like a forest in der!

THE AWAKENING!

Yes, ah, yes! The awakening of... this new blog! And now, for the moment of truth! Anthea admitted that she is FLAT! Yes, flat! Oh, and this blog is due to the wonderful bliss that you get when you annoy somebody online.